More Swag Than Your Mother

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it


meatbicyclevevo:

when u try ur best but dont succeed

maddoraptor:

edwrad:

are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?

idk but they’re perfect for a continental breakfast


little-weenie:

"Police brutality has gone too far!"


"Only police should be allowed access to guns!"

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relahvant:

sykeopath:

what

ONWARD SEBASTIAN
dukeofdudeness:

the-mother-of-a-thousand-dead:

passionpayne:


THE THRILLING SAGA

Fuck yeah George Lopez

George Lopez has paid the American Gov. more in taxes then YOU!!!!
maybe you should go to mehico

mcmuph1n:

you know shit is getting serious when all the porn blogs you follow break away from the stream of dick and vag pics to address the issue of police brutality and escalation of force.


mmmmbeefy96:

mallomallo:

She goes from Mufasa to Malificent

dats a wig.
dukeofdudeness:

towritelesbiansonherarms:

maybe the best bit of the film 

i dont get it… the whole movie they go on about how nuclear energy wont kill them I.E nukes, yet gordzilla over her uses his ATOMIC BREATHE to kill this batty motherfucker.
one might say “well duke o dudness, he just over loaded his shit, like too much atomic energy bro. calm down”
and id say ” first of all im not your bro, guy, second if this atomic breathe is stronger than a nuke how come everyone in the city isnt dead as fuck from the radiation.. i know that batty mofo didnt absorb it, he deeeh”